Best Holidays That Aren’t Holidays but sound like they ought to be
1. Cousins Day
2. Last Day of Disco
3. Saint Diego’s Day
4. Butt Day
5. Sanda Day O'Connor Day
6. Lutherkingmas
7. Life Day
8. Palm Pilot Sunday
9. Getaloadathis Day
10. Ferris Bueller’s Day
11. A National Day During Which We Use Proper Grammar (Strunk And White Day)
12. Ash Tuesday
13. Hannukah