Best Holidays That Aren't Holidays but sound like they ought to be

Best Holidays That Aren’t Holidays but sound like they ought to be

1. Cousins Day

2. Last Day of Disco

3. Saint Diego’s Day

4. Butt Day

5. Sanda Day O'Connor Day

6. Lutherkingmas

7. Life Day

8. Palm Pilot Sunday

9. Getaloadathis Day 

10. Ferris Bueller’s Day

11. A National Day During Which We Use Proper Grammar (Strunk And White Day)

12. Ash Tuesday

13. Hannukah

The 13 Best Groupon Deals You Might Have Missed for Holiday Gifts

The 13 Best Groupon Deals You Might Have Missed for Holiday Gifts

by Nate Smith

1. 300 five-second massages. $45. $60 savings! 

2. 1.5 miles of USB cable. $19. $20 savings! 

3. Spa Day in Cabrini Green Projects, Chicago. I dunno, hundred buck$? 

4. Hang-nailing lessons! $15. $45 savings!

5. Bluetooth Towels. $20. $29 savings! 

6. Half off one bread basket, Fleur de Lys, Las Vegas. $38.70 $38.70 total savings! 

7. Half off 60 gorditas, Taco Bell. $38.70 $38.70 total savings! 

7. 300 five-second cleaning service sessions. $45. A $15 savings! 

8. Yoga Fire! 6 Yoga classes with Dhalsim. $90. $10 savings! 

9. Bluetooth Sock.  $20. $29 savings! 

10. Detroit Get-Away Vacation, All-expense paid. FREE. $10 savings. 

11. Half-off Intervention (Drug problem or eating-disorder only). $45. A priceless value (hopefully)! 

12. Bluetooth tooth. (In Silver, Gold and Sapphire).  $20. $29 savings! 

13. 20 compression condoms by Under Armor. $111. $99 savings! 

* (special contributions to this list by Bryan Hillebrandt @theolddirty & Caroline Lee @… i don’t know)