Things I’d have my personal assistant do if I had a personal assistant. Vol. 2

Brad, if you would… 

a. I got about 15 nytimes articles open in firefox tabs. They’ve been there since mid-December. Sum those up for me and gimme the cliff’s notes for each one.

b. Total all my receipts for my 2012 taxes. Whatever you have there for cabs, trippple it.

c. Someone next to me on the plane was watching an episode of Once Upon a Time. Mulan was in it. Can you look up if she’s a real thing or a myth or something beside the disney thing? And was the disney thing worth watching? Is Once Upon a Time worth watching? I don’t think it is. Confirm.

d. I used all the stamps. Stamps dude. Thank you.