The 13 Best Groupon Deals You Might Have Missed for Holiday Gifts

by Nate Smith

1. 300 five-second massages. $45. $60 savings!

2. 1.5 miles of USB cable. $19. $20 savings!

3. Spa Day in Cabrini Green Projects, Chicago. I dunno, hundred buck$?

4. Hang-nailing lessons! $15. $45 savings!

5. Bluetooth Towels. $20. $29 savings!

6. Half off one bread basket, Fleur de Lys, Las Vegas. $38.70 $38.70 total savings!

7. Half off 60 gorditas, Taco Bell. $38.70 $38.70 total savings!

7. 300 five-second cleaning service sessions. $45. A $15 savings!

8. Yoga Fire! 6 Yoga classes with Dhalsim. $90. $10 savings!

9. Bluetooth Sock. $20. $29 savings!

10. Detroit Get-Away Vacation, All-expense paid. FREE. $10 savings.

11. Half-off Intervention (Drug problem or eating-disorder only). $45. A priceless value (hopefully)!

12. Bluetooth tooth. (In Silver, Gold and Sapphire). $20. $29 savings!

13. 20 compression condoms by Under Armor. $111. $99 savings!

* (special contributions to this list by Bryan Hillebrandt @theolddirty & Caroline Lee @… i don’t know)